n14 in idea barrages

1.) If ever own a groundhog, I am sure as hell calling it “William S Burrows”.

2.) The sitcom about the Bushes shouldn’t have been called “That’s My Bush”, they went for the cheap sex joke when “Oil In The Family” was a much better pun.

3.) The entertainment industry’s gonna burn itself before I can get a production company called Shingle Productions for the sole reason that Variety’s weird old-timey term fetish would make them call us “The Shingle shingle”, isn’t it? A shame. I had such wordplay.

4.) Please someone invent a shalf so I can put my ALF doll on top of it and post it on facebook three times a day for the next two months.

5.) I was so disappointed when I found out SHARK TANK wasn’t about a tank that fired sharks and was just a bunch of tech douches running a game show.

6.) Oh man, back when Dog The Bounty Hunter was a thing, I totally could’ve called him “Bubba Fett” on Twitter. Or Friendster? How long ago was he A Thing?

7.) The “economic disenfranchisement” model of Trump’s popularity has been held onto far too long by the fringe left in the hopes that they can somehow redirect that force to their own ends. No. Trump’s popularity is almost entirely based on racism. Sorry.

8.) This is what it like when the world ends/not with bang, not with whimper, not with whimsy, not with a sigh/the world ends with a thousand cover-ups to the fact that the world has ended/and you won’t even know it was over/until years after the lights went out.

9.) I’m sorry if you were fooled that Wikileaks was an actual freedom-of-information project and it sucks to be wrong but there is it. Maybe it was at its start but by the American 2016 elections, it was merely an offshoot of the Russian intelligence services.

10.) Your cartoon about colourful animals hell-bent on ruining children’s lives with healthy food will be called The Carob Bears.

11.) 30 more minutes on the treadmill again today. Trying to do this four or five times a week. Trying to get healthier but gradually so that I stick with it.