2/1 Barrage Part 2 in idea barrages

1.) I have come to accept that I don't have the sculpture skills to create a Statue of Limitations.

2.) When you're initiated into the street urchin gang in OLIVER TWIST, you get tattooed with a scamp stamp.

3.) Resolved: the most chill thing ever was Mr. Rogers' tour of the crayon factory. No point in being chill anymore, you cannot top that.

4.) Playing a game of Memory against a ouija board can result in mnemonic possession.

5.) If all those Big Macs bad made the guy in "Super Size Me" constipated, someone could have said "No shit, Spurlock!"

6.) What do you call those awful selfies where it's a selfie but also with their partner or more attractive friend? "Couplies"?

7.) Richard Simmons and Bob Ross had a baby and he grew up to be Malcolm Gladwell. They were both ashamed.

8.) British fans of German metal drink their ale from a Dramstein.

9.) The fact that no one referred to the old Sad Keanu fad as "Johnny Memetic" disappoints me to this day.