non spooky barrage in idea barrages

1.) Is the shortening for Star Trek Discovery “STD”? Did they… think this through?

2.) Is there anything more British than the attempts to somehow prove that Shakespeare COULDN’T be middle-class, he HAD to be high-born.

3.) Every tomorrow something might happen to upend the bad stuff. Just a small chance but it’s worth waking up for. Entropy may be on your side.

4.) Start a news analysis website called The Lede so that when you inevitably go broke your last story can be “Burying The Lede”.

5.) There’s this weird “work technique” best-seller scan called SCRUM that’s just a word salad of business-sounding nonsense. It’s Peak America.

6.) All your memories are ghosts. Life is a continuous bucket of now until life ends and all your now with it. Be happy now, now’s all you have.

7.) The worst name for a comedy club I can imagine is “The Laffeteria” but I’m sure someone has tried it at some point.

8.) The hipster Transformers are the Deconstructicons.