o29 in idea barrages

1.) When Pooh Bear licks that honey pot clean, is that hunnilingus?

2.) In this set of dreams, nightmares really, there was a music festival in my old high school auditorium that just kept getting bigger and bigger and muddier and filthier, going later into the wee hours of the morning. The music was good but nothing made sense and people kept stealing my clothes.

3.) Are you sure you need Viagra? Have you tried just turning yourself off then turning yourself on again?

4.) I know the Astros stadium organ isn’t playing “HEROES ON THE HALF-SHELL” but it damn well sounds like it.

5.) Sometimes, you use language, sometimes language uses you and sometimes you will even know the difference ‘tween the two.

6.) With every passing day Meatloaf looks more and more like a guy who hosts a conspiracy theory call-in show on shortwave radio.

7.) I am going to go hipster on you but justifiably so: I hated the David S Pumpkins thing from the start, you all just caught up to me now.

8.) Falling into the vinegar vat at the Summers’ Eve factory puts you in a real pickle.