o27 in idea barrages

  • Oct. 27, 2017, 4:12 a.m.
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1.) More than anything, pumpkin spice season reminds you that wall-to-wall-Christmas-music is the lesser of two evils.

2.) The best band name ever would be “Some Ancient Alien Theorists Believe”.

3.) Whenever U2’s “Sunday Bloody Sunday” starts, I briefly think it’s Modest Mouse’s “Float On” and am let down by U2.

4.) If BRIGHT doesn’t have credits music where the Fresh Prince raps about chompin’ cigars & smokin’ elves, what’s even the point?

5.) Of course the morning show on Country Music Television is called “Pickler & Ben”. How could it not be? That’s the only thing it could be.

6.) Your Sound Cloud indie-rapper name will be Lil’ Sound Cloud.

7.) If I ever played D&D, I would try to yell “FEATS DON’T FAIL ME NOW” whenever appropriate.

8.) Are there levels of jest? Gradations of whimsy? The tiers of a clown?

9.) Apparently autumn starts on October 26th now. Strange days indeed.

10.) “It looks like you’re using an ad-blocker!” the website says accusingly, as if basic internet literacy is a sin.

11.) Are a king’s robes a leiger’s suit?

12.) In the new version of Truth or DARE, you either have to tell the truth or go to a high school and lie that marijuana is bad for you.


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