o23 in idea barrages

1.) If you shut down Daredevil’s sonar with sound-dampening, does that mean you blinded him with silence?

2.) Corn cereals are for sharing. No personal Chex.

3.) Your Biggie Smalls’ ghost costume is called “The Diaphanous B.I.G.”

4.) Boomers all talk about how much strong pot is these days but, I dunno, hindsight is 4/20.

5.) Whoopi Goldberg tries to hide a hunted tribe of sea-monsters inside a convent in SISTER ACT 7: CREATURES OF HABIT.

6.) If I worked at a La-Z-Boy store, I would make the “your credit card has been… RECLINED!” joke ten times a day.

7.) Heaven’s Gate, the Branch Davidians, Peoples Temple, those were some pretty rough sects.

8.) Yes, I would re-film House Party with talking horses and call it “Horse Party” if I were a billionaire. That’s why you should give me money.

9.) “Houston We Have A Problem” references are hack-work. Reference the Beck line “goin’ back to Houston, do the hot dog dance” sportos.

10.) I haven’t even punched one Nazi yet. My grandpa killed bunches, took their guns and sold ‘em to pay off his mortgage. I basically suck.

11.) Your millenial exterminator business will simply be called KILLIN’ IT.

12.) The creative process is taking the things we can’t have and making them real anyway.

13.) The best Dr. Who/wrestling mash-up is Ravishing Rick Ood but is followed closely by Billie Billie Piper.

14.) If Kenny Loggins had bought out Kenny Rogers’ Roasters, we could’ve had “Danger Zone Hot Wings” so I mourn this inaction.