o20 in idea barrages

1.) It is astonishing how many Americans are willing to accept clear obvious lies as long as the liars validate their sexism and racism.

2.) If you are named “Jefferson” after Jefferson Davis, it is your responsibility to change your name to Steve and never hold public office.

3.) Whenever a facebook business page says “very responsive to messages” in the corner, I feel like facebook is hitting on me.

4.) Attn fellow lefties: when you compare “knowing how a nomination process works” with actual election fraud, you carry Trump’s water for him. The privilege a person must have to see a fake president installed by Putin tearing our society down and reply “blablah Bernie blablah DNC”.

5.) A portmanteau of “ignorant” and “orange” would be “ignorange” and would perfectly describe Trump.

6.) If K-mart wants to know why they’re floundering, they have Halloween costumes listed on their website as “Totally Ghoul!”

7.) The Thundercats cosplayer had sadly misheard the ZZTop lyrics and discovered that, no, not every girl is crazy for a Snarf-dressed man.

8.) Everybody’s trying to find Waldo because, ironically, he’s backpacking around Europe, trying to find himself.

9.) If you know someone is into handcuff play, saying “show a little restraint” might not get you the reaction you’re hoping for.

10.) The measure of an economic model is not the luxuries it provides the lucky or corrupt, rather the necessities it provides for the humble.