o16 in idea barrages

1.) I enjoy the fact that the guy who rapped PARENTS JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND has a son who communicates solely in new-age gibberish.

2.) I kinda want to learn what “Peppa Pig” is so I can write a parody of the Butthole Surfers’ “Pepper” about it.

3.) Perhaps the Illuminati allowed the theft by Trump to ruin the world so that aliens won’t want to take over.

4.) Though I’ve been going through a rough spot, getting my long-term health and student loans in order, I am thankful that I’ve been getting some bookings as a comic, as an emcee, as a poet, to buoy my spirits and stay busy. I’m grateful to all my friends and colleagues helping me along the way!

5.) I am so jazzed to discover that there’s a team configuration in Darkest Dungeon called “Gun And Roses”.

6.) Hey climate change denial troglodytes, it’s 80 degrees in the Adirondacks on October 15. Eat your oil company bribes and choke on ‘em.

7.) Mutes and unfollows are two powerful tools for saying almost kinda sorta sane in this The Bad Timeline.

8.) Making minor empty acts of performative “patriotism” inviolate & sacred is a first move of a fascist dictatorship, NFL, but you like that.