barragetober the thirteenth in idea barrages

1.) At this point, I’d go for a rule in baseball where if you get nine strikeouts, you lose no matter how much you’re winning by or when.

2.) I like the idea of God as an inactive force in all this horror because She’s having an anxiety attack at how out of hand this has gotten.

3.) I guess if I had extraordinary resources, I’d make my business cards out of wee tiny vinyl records that you could actually play.

4.) I used to think that being erased and replaced when a time traveler repairs a bad timeline would suck but after 2017, I’m not so sure.

5.) Now that I’m watching my sugar maniacally, I am persona-non-gratin.

6.) Kentucky Fried Algae & Fungus: It’s Finger Lichen Good!

7.) At this point, the main benefit of e-mail is that feeling of relief when you purge three months of junk mail.

8.) If private places where 1st Amendment isn’t the issue, like twitter, don’t ban Nazis for being Nazis, they are complicit in Nazism’s rise.