o9 in idea barrages

1.) Move over, mad scientists, there’s a mad vintner in THE ISLAND OF DR. MERLOT.

2.) Power your starship with penicillin and Activia, the probiotics and antibiotics annihilating each other to release pure energy.

3.) If you melt Dollywood, you get Daliwood.

4.) Wealth and power isolate you and make you ignorant to the world. We’re not broke, we’re proactively perspective-forward is all.

5.) You ever have a funny idea for a joke then forget it because you’re cursing out the fake vice-president on Twitter? 2017, ladies and gents.

6.) Your movie about Putin installing the false president will be called THE MANCHILDIAN CANDIDATE.

7.) “Keeping Up With Kardashians? You mean that show with all the giant asses?” is true at least twice.

8.) Our minds are held up, puppets on a string, by our squishy body things. Getting my blood sugar under control also means discovering what the sugar going TOO low is like. Weird. Being a people is weird.