o8 in idea barrages

1.) Teenage frogs dissecting humans in science class.

2.) Beetlejuice, flipping through a Lovecraft novel, laughing his ass off at every other line.

3.) A good thing to do to mess with local Scientologists is to hold a Thetanic Ritual.

4.) Your story about witches trying to find out what postage stamps will be rare in the future will be called “The Scrying of Lot 49”.

5.) I’m not saying that rap-themed juice boxes can’t work in general, I’m just saying “Squeezy-E” may be a problematic name specifically.

6.) Where has the time gone? Nowhere. The process of entropy holds strong everywhere. Where have we gone? That’s the better question.

7.) Why did we call the Nintendo the “NES” instead of ‘Tendo? We could’ve been saying ‘Tendo for decades. We really screwed up on this one.

8.) To conquer, you must be patient and strategic, perhaps like Genghis Khan. You know, two steppes forward, one steppe back.