o4 in idea barrages

1.) Not only is the “DIE HARD is the best Christmas movie” meme annoying as hell but it’s also false. BATMAN RETURNS, c’mon.

2.) Cats and dogs are wonderful because they don’t know the state of the world. If they spoke human, they’d be miserable like the rest of us.

3.) The only reason Pat Robertson’s still alive is that God doesn’t want to deal with that hateful piece of garbage either.

4.) How would Arnold from HEY ARNOLD’s nervous system work? With a head shaped like that he could have a lot more brain going on.

5.) With news this dire and hideous pummeling you every single day, without relief or recourse, you start to forget how to be happy.

6.) I’m sorry, THE MIDDLE, a sitcom should not start with a “Previously On…” You are not a serialized drama, you are a COM-edy of SIT-uations.

7.) I just found out that “PubG” is “Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds” not, like, an esoteric rogue-like that takes place in a pub.

8.) Give the Vegas killer 25 French loaves instead of 25 guns and at best he might’ve been able to trigger someone’s Celiac reaction.