s21 in idea barrages

1.) The idea that if we just sat down and made friends with Nazi Germany, they’d’ve stopped, is as ridiculous as staying that with the KKK.

2.) I respect gluten-phobes for going against the grain.

3.) This nightmare, I had a time machine I could only use if I beat a video game but I was bad at it so I created a reality ending paradox.

4.) Nearly all “Honeymooners” slash-fiction is built around a “Ralph crammed in” pun.

5.) Imagine if reincarnation were real, everyone knew everyone’s past lives & held you up to those standards. “Cleopatra, workin’ at Arbys!”

6.) We dive deep into the bowels of bad luck like the misfortunauts we often are.

7.) Turns out Soma wasn’t a drug at all, it was merely an infinite spigot of pets-being-adorable videos.

8.) My heart as a ratty thrift-store jacket with hundos sewn into the lining, if only you’d check.