s20 in idea barrages

1.) Go around with paint and make all the garage sales RAGE SALES.

2.) Have people sing “rabies face, he’s got the cutest little rabies face” then eat an Alka Seltzer and run into the crowd screaming.

3.) What galls me so about the current state of the left is how many have forgotten that half of progress is holding the line against regress.

4.) I’ll give the dog over the cat on this: the dog has never pooped anything that smelled worse than the cat’s preferred wet food.

5.) We should’ve known something was up with Saddam when he named his sons in Pig Latin.

6.) Maybe Icarus had to be rash enough to fly too close to the sun to even ATTEMPT flight. He did die a free man, after all. Something to that.

7.) Start a sauce company called Fortune Sauce so you can be all “FORTUNE FLAVOURS THE BOLD!”

8.) Your superhero who gained tarot card based powers in a military experiment will be called Major Arcana.