a30 in idea barrages

1.) If I was going to pretend I invented duct tape, that would be my story and I’d be sticking to it.

2.) Superstitiously, I ask you: are there amends I haven’t made, karma or curse upon me that fuels my stagnation? I want to make up for it.

3.) Every once in a while, a tauntaun rider has to really get into his work.

4.) Where’d ya come from Rotten-Eyed Job?/God done cursed ya long time ago/to win a bet with Satan, his bro/where’d ya come from Rotten-Eyed Job

5.) Twitter’s the death rattle of a society reared on a need to be heard regardless of having something to say or not. Also some jokes.

6.) Your movie about a women’s prison for fairy tale felons will be called “Porridge Is The New Black”.

7.) In retrospect, the International Roofers Association calling their hall of fame “Shinglers’ List” was a poor decision.

8.) Why haven’t I mashed-up “Pepper” and “Loser” yet? (Oh right, I know nothing of digital editing.)

9.) Pretending to flirt is for the feint of heart.