a25 in idea barrages

1.) I wonder how many spy services have mothballed their shortwave numbers stations for Twitter burner accounts.

2.) She was so vegan she wouldn’t even listen to Captain Beefheart.

3.) Chicago-style pizza wouldn’t bother me if they called it “bread lasagna”. It is delicious bread lasagna, it is just not pizza.

4.) An Olympiad of spitting tricks, call it “The Lunger Games”.

5.) Why would I listen to a Taylor Swift song? I’m an old person who just listens to old stuff, I can’t even tell her & Carrie Underwood apart.

6.) U2 is the Chipotle of music. All right if you want something you can get anywhere but terrible compared to the real thing.

7.) Today has been a gratitude day for me, I got some recognition for a few of the things I’ve been up to lately and it felt really nice. Trying my best to carve out a space for my life in the middle of the horrifying swirl that is the society I live in ripping itself apart for fun.

8.) A parody of “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” about social media troll bots would hinge on the similar rhythm of “Jitterbug” & “Twitter Egg”