1/31 Barrage in idea barrages

1.) As I grow my hair out again, I look more like myself. It's weird.

2.) At the height of her successful A-Team themed orgy, she chuckled to herself and said "I love it when a plan comes together."

3.) ENEMY MIME. It's a remake of ENEMY MINE except instead of aliens, mimes. You care for a young mime and raise him as your own.

4.) Every Thomas Brothers Guide contains an urban legend.

5.) I would love a line of very modest raps. "I HAVE A CAR THAT IS SAFE AND AFFORDABLE/NEED A LIFT?/JUST CALL ME ON MY PORTABLE".

6.) It's called BOUDOIR PHOTOS FOR ONE. The photographer comes over & just listens to you complain about being single on Valentines for an hour.

7.) Am I crazy for not understanding all this FULL HOUSE nostalgia? It was kind of terrible. Too bland to even be good-bad.

8.) Last thing in the world I'd want is "fans". I would love the hell out of "readers" or "listeners" but fandom is a weird power imbalance.

9.) There's a certain way of referring to women as "females" that makes me assume the person writing is an alien in a fedora.

10.) A mash-up of Olivia Newton-John's "Physical" and Nine Inch Nails' "Physical".