a12 in idea barrages

  • Aug. 11, 2017, 10:56 p.m.
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1.) Most people start seeing grey hairs after a surgery or giving birth or getting hit by lightning. The 2016 election is whitening my chin.

2.) Trying to look for upsides: atomic war during a Solar Eclipse is fairly metal.

3.) My signature party mix, Cap’n Crunch and Oyster Crackers, or “Sea Biscuits” as I like to call it.

4.) A crime syndicate disguised as a crochet club, busted up by an undercover hooker.

5.) I have little doubt that all is said but whether all is done, that comes far more into question.

6.) Greetings, internet, from the “I Don’t Still Live With My Parents, I Live With My Parents Again” generation.

7.) In the fourth-wave feminist sex shop, you can buy shameless plugs.

8.) Doubt never sleeps.


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