j30 in idea barrages

1.) Name your band “Leonard Skinner” and have a song named “Reverb” to mess with That Guy at every goddamned song.

2.) I’M THE BEST… AROUND… SOMEHOW THINGS MANAGE TO KEEP ME DOWN

3.) Rest well, Keurig Machine. We wasted much plastic together. goes off to clean out so-disused-it’s-moldy actual coffee maker

4.) It’s not that people are attracted to assholes, it’s that they’re attracted to confident people & assholes tend to often feign confidence.

5.) After years of studies in canine linguistics, I have determined that the standard bark translates to “I am a dog!”

6.) If you are tailgating an NFL training camp, not even a pre-season GAME but a TRAINING CAMP, I suggest googling the word “hobbies”.

7.) Tebow as “baseball player”, McGregor as “boxer” & Trump as “president” are all the same profitable “Great White Hope” con on racist suckers.

8.) Grievous loves me, this I know/his four lasers tell me so/through he wheezes, he’s real strong/I doubt he could sing this song