j25 in idea barrages

1.) A flag with a snake in a gimp mask and the phrase “Please Tread On Me, I’m Into It”.

2.) It’s a dating service where you only match with Crispin Glover. It’s called Crispin Mingle. It’s less creepy than Christian Mingle, though!

3.) No one can fully know your struggle. You also can’t fully know anyone else’s either. Be kind, goddammit. We’re all in this together.

4.) If your D&D campaign doesn’t have a recurring villain that’s a douchey mindflayer chef called Bobby Mindflayer, why even play?

5.) The more Jill Stein denies our election’s theft, the less she sounds Don’s useful idiot the more she sounds like Vlad’s agent provocateur.

6.) If we didn’t have cars, I’m sure bankers would figure out how to burst a bubble of scams and bring us a massive Horsing Crisis.

7.) When people shorten “Game of Thrones” to “G.O.T.” do they pronounce it as “Goat”? I sure hope so.

8.) How different would EMPIRE have been if instead of “I love you!” “I know.” it had been “I love you!” “…thanks?”

9.) I await the day Michael Phelps admits he’s just a horse in a really weird human costume.

10.) In this dream-set, we were in bookstore performing mutual exorcisms through compassion and literary criticism.

11.) This dog’s intentions are good within the many limitations on his understanding and we are of a kind, he and I, because of that.

12.) As cruel as it is when a rainstorm does not take the humidity away with it, how miraculous and fine a thing when it actually does.

13.) Reading a catalog “Storekeeper’s Surprise: Filled With Children’s Tears!” double-take “Children’s Treats!” Oh. That makes more sense.

14.) There are few concepts more misused in our culture than “Purity”. The concept is arbitrary, focus on what works & what alleviates suffering.

15.) A wifi enabled baby bottle called Googoo Glass.