j22 in idea barrages

1.) The hipster zombie refused to eat anyone from more than 100 miles away, a strident localvore.

2.) Has there already been a movie about a werewolf on the police force called Lobocop or am I the only person with good ideas?

3.) I want Shatner on Law and Order defending an undercover member of the Vice Squad with the line “COP’S A GOOD HOOKER!”

4.) If Venom bonded to Aunt May becoming a violent vigilante, would they be an… auntie-hero?

5.) The fans of early aircraft came together to form something of a prop culture.

6.) Your heavy metal band comprised entirely of Renaissance Festival turkey-leg selling wenches will be called BAWDY COUNT.

7.) “Rob” is an anagram for “Bro”.

8.) Did Marvel Zombies ever do a “Batroc Ze Leper” joke or is it just their fault for not giving me money?

9.) In the inevitable gritty reboot of the SUMMER SCHOOL Cinematic Universe, someone will say “Summer school? More like BUMMER SCHOOL!”

10.) If “a dog is man’s best friend” & “diamonds are a girls best friend” it makes sense Bowie recorded “Diamond Dogs” as he transcended gender.

11.) If there’s an authoritarian at the helm, it’s not “the brink of an authoritarian crisis”. It’s an authoritarian crisis.

12.) When a new show comes along YOU MUST SHIP IT even if it feels so wrong YOU HAVE TO SHIP IT

13.) Ignore the fancy wig, he’s just puttin’ on hairs.

14.) I demand a thief who only steals really fancy dresses and pants so he or she can be called The Hemburglar.

15.) HUGS FOR THE HUG GOD

16.) A version of “Eight Mile” where he’s trying to be a clown instead of a rapper just so we can get a “mom’s confetti” line in “Lose Yourself”.

17.) A show about trying to rebuild after putting down the zombies for good would be 90 times more interesting than The Walking Dead.

18.) I think Cohen just became one with the Force because he couldn’t take idiots accrediting “Hallelujah” to Buckley anymore.

19.) MURDERBOARDING IS PROBABLY A CRIME