julyxii in idea barrages

1.) Compassion is the only thing. If you don’t see how helping each other is more important than avarice or ideology, I dunno what to tell you.

2.) Mumm-Ra always told me not to look into the Eye of Thundera/But Mumm-Ra/that’s where the power is…

3.) Your fan-fiction about Eminem being drafted into the Army will be titled “Martial Mathers”.

4.) If you teach candlemaking, are you a votivational speaker?

5.) The best way to off someone but make it seem like an accident is to corner them into a situation where they have to drive in Boston.

6.) If cops shooting dogs for no reason bothers you but cops shooting people of colour for no reason doesn’t, please get professional help.

7.) The Mets’ manager Terry Collins’s origin story: as a child, after a screening of Zorro, his parents were murdered by a good young player.

8.) The good guys aren’t the ones standing around yelling about the perfect, they’re the ones compromising themselves to get good done.