julyx in idea barrages

1.) If you’ve got a telescope on your warship, you’re really just naval gazing.

2.) A really good name for a bakery that not enough people would get would be The Hedonic Breadmill.

3.) Whenever a pet’s forced to be cute in internet video, there’s always that “you feed me so I will begrudgingly allow this” look in their eye.

4.) STARS AND STRIPES, where every issue is government issue.

5.) Johnny Cash was great but the fact that he stole his famous song about being in prison is deeply deeply meta.

6.) We’ll know when Pixar has run out of ideas when it produces HOUSE PARTY about sentient houses that have secret parties together.

7.) I woke up at 10:45AM on Boilermaker Sunday instead of 12:30PM, my new Boilermaker best!

8.) “I like the TASTE of grapes but I prefer foods that are leathery and gritty and get stuck in my teeth all gross.” “Let’s invent raisins!”

9.) I am sick of them upgrading phones from 3G to 4G to 5G. Call me when I can have a phone that’s 1H.

10.) Paleontologists like kicking it old skull.