june29 in idea barrages

1.) A “virgin” margarita should be called Agave Maria.

2.) Remember: Trumpcare is ONLY about moving money from the poor & middle classes to the ultrarich, no “personal responsibility” B.S.

3.) If you showed the Founding Fathers a semi-auto kills a dozen in seconds, they’d say “we meant muskets that take a minute to load one shot”.

4.) Diversity in the Silicon Valley is twenty wealthy men in their thirties saying “but one of us is Asian and one of us is gay!”

5.) The difference/between you and a myth/if you don’t believe in yourself/you still exist.

6.) If you get high and read Lovecraft, are you smoking the Chthonic?

7.) I’m sure that there are fidget spinner cockrings at this point but I don’t want to do the research because I don’t wanna SEE that.

8.) The mullet is popular in the Adirondacks in a vain attempt to keep the fist-sized blackflies off the back of their necks.