619 in idea barrages

1.) I like to think Officer Big Mac is no longer in McDonaldland because Sandwich Internal Affairs busted him for colluding with the Hamburglar.

2.) Maybe they were looking for multiple people to share the title of Vfefe?

3.) Imagine a people, we’ll call them the GOP, so craven they’d pretend a mentally ill man is president just to steal poor folks’ health care.

4.) If you can remember anything that was written in Scottish, that’s a Pict-ographic memory.

5.) If you want change, you vote Democratic. If you want the fantasy of everything burning down so you can be in charge, you vote third party. If you want the Democratic party to change, you work within the Democratic party. I’m sick to death of the apocalyptic power fantasies on both the far right & far left. I just want progressive change that actually sticks. I don’t want everything to be torn down so ANY stripe of ideologue can remake the world. Too much suffering in any ragnarok. Just slow real change. Too many people die in revolutions and the inevitable counter-revolutions that follow. I’m an evolutionary, I suppose.

6.) Underwear that say “The End Is Near” upon the rear.

7.) An “Uptown Funk” parody about Homestarrunner would be totally inaccessable but “Bubtown, buy some stuff, Bubtown, buy some stuff”.

8.) The oft-forgotten Lovecraftian Elder God, Sl’mm Gudbulghgh The Skinless One.

Last updated June 19, 2017