shield 616 in idea barrages

1.) So a boxer near the end of his prime is going to smear a UFC guy in a boxing match and… that’s supposed to be interesting?

2.) A man who normalized white supremacists as a congressman doesn’t deserve to be shot but it doesn’t forgive his crimes either.

3.) Chastity is a zero-come game.

4.) There are probably more boring places than IKEA but they are so boring that you can’t even remember them.

5.) Linus seems to have a lot of psychological issues but I don’t wanna make any blanket statements.

6.) If you’re selling it, it’s not a pre-sale, it’s a sale. It might be an EXCLUSIVE phase of the sale but you’re selling it.

7.) You know what word I’m happy I don’t see too often? “Beerbeque”.

8.) There is an evil mad doctor out there to ruin soda. His name is Dr. Pepper.

9.) A bunch of nuns that are all secretly the Universal Monsters called CREATURES OF HABIT would beat the pants off “Dark Universe”.

10.) Ignore both the Alex Jones/Breitbart/Fox alt-right “news” & the Russia Today/Wikileaks alt-left “news”. You’ll probably get actual news.

11.) Your distributed-hosting service for weird German porn will be called Cloud Nein.