june 14 in idea barrages

1.) Now is the time when sports radio should be talking about baseball non-stop but will only talk about boring NFL mini-camps. Bleh. I don’t care if a back-up tight end who ain’t making a practice squad sprints well in mid-June, people.

2.) In terrible Universal Monsters reboot, universe darkens you.

3.) Running from your past is certainly sub-optimal but it beats the hell out of living in it.

4.) Turns out our kitty Felix got the Lyme Disease from a tick bite but we got him to the vet’s today, he got an IV and meds, Mom and I are pampering him and we’re gonna get the little meowbles healthy!

5.) Sessions’ weird-ass ears are for picking up orders from Putin.

6.) When a nihilist comes from behind to almost win, that’s an amoral victory.

7.) He didn’t want to make prank calls all day but he’d been summoned for Jerky Duty and fulfilled his civic responsibility.

8.) When the only defense you have in politics is to call a woman “hysterical” or a “bitch”, please leave my goddamned country, you pig.