june x in idea barrages

1.) He’s not usually into bestiality but everyone once in a while, sure, he gets a wild hare up his ass.

2.) Sure, you want all the FUN of living in a traveling tent but you don’t wanna do the yurty work to get there.

3.) I like to think that in France he’s known as “And The Extraterrestrial” and it’s very confusing to everyone.

4.) You could tell there was a garage sale weekend coming up from the guy’s massive hoard-on.

5.) If you’re a philosopher, you don’t have the bunny come on Easter but you do have Hideegger.

6.) Whenever the Fake President talks about “leaks” you can see this far-away look in his eye, like he’s thinking about Russian hookers.

7.) That “Make America Great” thing, it’s like someone said “How can I combine my virulent racism with my love of very ugly hats?”

8.) That little fuzzy pouch bagpipers wear on the front of their kilt? They LOVE it if you ask if that’s their merkin.

9.) It’s about a beturbaned crime fighter and his robot sidekick as they battle racist super-villains. It’s called SIKH AND DESTROY.