I call my collected short ideas "Barrages" in idea barrages

1.) A "conjunction junction" parody about conjunctivitis?

2.) If you named your band "Unregistered Hypercam 2" it would make 43% of all youtube videos an advertisement for YOU.

3.) Dear The South, I hereby dub your snowstorm Dustingpocalypse.

4.) The Madonna Force left her many years ago and moved on to possess Gwen Stefani. This is merely a Madonna remnant.

5.) my oak stake puts all vampires in the grave/so Dracula better behave/Dracula better behave/can't hide in a tomb can't hide in a cave

6.) Zelda boxers that say "It's Dangerous To Go Alone, Take This!" over the crotch would be incredibly classy.

7.) The best approach to a "Manos The Hands Of Fate" 8-bit game would have actually been "Mega Man-os".

8.) My elite team of male strippers that save failing bachelorette parties will be called Chippendale's Rescue Rangers.

9.) A Mongolian country and western act called The Nitty Gritty Yurt Band.

10.) Pretending that big sport college athletes are "students" overlooks the fact that they aren't allowed to take challenging classes.