may27 in idea barrages

1.) Youtube preppers even gender their nut-bag concealed carry with pastel holsters for women. Everything wrong with America at once. JESUS.

2.) It is your DUTY to go boldly and split-infinitives! TO BOLDLY GO!

3.) When you’re young & dumb you think getting to see the end of a civilization is some consolation for its ending. Actually its the worst part.

4.) These bastards would rather have their own health care taken away than see it given to themselves and minorities equally. God help us all.

5.) I won’t accept defeat/I won’t except defeat/I won’t accept the feet/I won’t, except the feet/I won’t accept the feat/I won’t, expect a feat!

6.) Performative masculinity is the last refuge of those without an argument or the wit to come up with a new argument on the fly.

7.) Confuse them with wordy snap-backs! “Your crap’s so played out, I’m breaking out in hives, that is some anaphylactic schlock.”

8.) In my dream last night I sold an episode of the Simpsons proving that waking up from the good dreams is sometimes worse than the nightmares.

9.) My rap album will be called “Straight Outta Context”.