may26 in idea barrages

1.) That crystal organic deodorant? If they got that crystal from inside a rock, would that be geode-erant?

2.) A nightmare, this time of gradual apocalypse. Of civilization and infrastructure’s death first in the country then spreading to the cities.

3.) As he has shown attraction to both frogs and pigs, you might say that Kermit’s sexuality is hambiguous.

4.) Has there been a comedy festival called Laughingstock yet? Seems like a no brainer.

5.) All in all, Jared Kushner is definitely Michael Ian Black’s weirdest character.

6.) I was going to ask why X-Men 3 made Juggernaut look like Ram-Man from He-Man but that’s hardly the first question about that movie.

7.) Step 1: Photoshop Trump into a tutu & mop. Step 2: title it “The Toxic Masculinity Crusader”. Step 3: Win the internet.

8.) Phone sex makes a lot more sense in the last twenty years because now they’re small enough to Fit Places.