may13 in idea barrages

1.) In Soviet Cheers, everybody names YOU.

2.) If only more people knew about the Church of the Subgenius and Bob Dobbs I could totally write a “Baby Got Slack” parody.

3.) YOU AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT MAGRUFF DOG, FIGHTIN’ ALL THE CRIME, YOU AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT MAGRUFF DOG, FIGHTIN’ ALL THE CRIME

4.) The meaning of life is to ameliorate each others loneliness & suffering. That’s it. Sorry if its disappointingly unmystical but here we are.

5.) My cursive was so terrible that I took typing classes, preparing me for the internet age. Sometimes things accidentally work out.

6.) Does the dog understand that I call him “Woofs” because his bork-borks sounds like “woof” to me? Almost certainly not. Poor confused woofs.

7.) A superhero who transforms into dietary fibre called THE INEDIBLE BULK.

8.) In life I’ve learned this much: having a plan and not having a plan were more or less equally effective.