may9 in idea barrages

1.) Build a better fidget spinner that’s also a cigar cutter, bottle opener and glass breaker and the neckbeards will beat a path to your door.

2.) The EDM remix’s lyrics go “What the world need now is WUB WUB WUB.”

3.) Social media has overfilled the “remembering names” part of my head & I forget the names of casual friends & well-wishers. THANKS COMPUTER.

4.) A kickstarter to get Betty White to cover “Bulls On Parade” as AGE AGAINST THE MACHINE.

5.) The Bastards LOVE people who promise all the good things in a day. They’re terrified of those who know how to get some real good done.

6.) I’ve blown more chances already in less than 40 years than most get in 10 lifetimes. Give me more. I’ll learn from this all, at some point.

7.) Splinter’s dojo risin’, Splinter’s Do-Jo Ris-in’, SPLINTER’S DO-JO RIS-IN’, RIS-IN’ RIS-IN’

8.) I always had this fantasy where I’d be involved in a recurring television or web video project where we could rent out one of the abandoned buildings by Union Station in Utica for our production offices and then use that proximity to make commutes to meetings in NYC or pulling talent/execs up from NYC for things super simple. The same could be said, even more efficiently, of a cheap production space by the Albany Amtrak station in Rensselear but ain’t no one a visionary like me, haha.