may1 in idea barrages

1.) Now I’m trying to imagine what kinds of malaprops Yoda Berra would’ve come up with. “Over it is not until over it is, yes.”

2.) It is important that I do not write a version of “Welcome to the Jungle” about Upton Sinclair’s “The Jungle”.

3.) It feels like the left swallowed a poison-pill myth that change can just Happen, that it doesn’t take work negotiation organization & time.

4.) Internet sites drooling over how former child stars are now “totes hot” have this weird crypto-pedo vibe that make me went to punch them.

5.) A hillbilly eggplant dish called Bubba Ganoush.

6.) I’M THE BEST! AND ROUND! I HAVE TROUBLE KEEPING MY WEIGHT DOWN!

7.) It’s like part-robe, part-leisure-suit. It’s for lounge wizards.

8.) Journalists know that it isn’t “both sides are right”. They’re craven, they’re not idiots, they think “both sides buy stuff” & that’s worse.

9.) If you need a sexy nickname for me based on a fast food sandwich BABYBACKRIBS THICKBURGER works if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.