427 in idea barrages

1.) A sitcom about two cousins trying to hide their serial killings from each other called PERFECT STRANGLERS.

2.) Who wants to explain to Dunkin Donuts that DD Perks is a much better name for a stripper than a coffee discount program?

3.) Here’s a video game pitch that will go nowhere: LEGEND OF ZELDA - BREATH OF VAN WILDER

4.) In Japan, Green Day’s second major label album “Insomniac” was called “Dookie Dookie Panic”.

5.) Your series about an adventuring vulcanologist will be called Magma P.I.

6.) There is actually a “Preppercon” and I’m so disappointed in them that it’s in a convention centre not an undisclosed desert bunker.

7.) I sure hope that in the “New Mutants” movie someone calls Wolfsbane “Tween Wolf”.

8.) The Netflix reboot should be called CLARISSA EXPLAINS SURPRISINGLY LITTLE.

9.) Is a failed fad diet a belly flop?