413 in idea barrages
- April 13, 2017, 1:24 a.m.
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1.) I’m basically water, coming up to the shape and level of the vessel I’m poured into, for better, for worse. Dunno if everyone is but I am.
2.) Why am I awake? Why, am I awake? Why am I, awake?
3.) Neil Degrasse Tyson Junior High: a whole junior high of Neil Degrasse Tyson variations with adorable Canadian accents.
4.) If you make a brand of lingerie for jocks, you better call it Under Amour, is all I’m saying.
5.) Are we all stuck in a vision of the world a bit before our birth? Myself in the mid 70s after a lost chance for change wondering “now what?”
6.) Ads on sports radio may be less overtly sexist but damn if they aren’t absurdly gender normative. “Boyfriend makes bad dinner” jokes. JESUS.
7.) In “Van-Garry Van Damme”, the line is “A! B! J! ALWAYS! BE! JUMPKICKING!”
8.) I always say “Hate The Game, Also Hate Those Players Who Enjoy Playing It”.
9.) Without fights, hockey ain’t nothing but cold soccer.
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