412 in idea barrages

1.) I’m just saying, if it were “Danzig With The Stars” I might actually watch it.

2.) If Hershey’s ever got into a tax scandal, I bet they could tell the FBI “There’s no accounting for taste!” and everyone would laugh it off.

3.) Kevin Costner repenting for his bigger box office missteps after death would only be a good film if it were called GHOSTNER.

4.) Is a frat party at an argicultural college a brodown?

5.) Your film about the secret werewolf brigade during the Revolutionary War will be called “The Hirsute Of Happiness”.

6.) “Why did you climb it? Because it was there.” Nuts to that. A better way to be is “Why did you make it? Because it wasn’t there yet.”

7.) If you’re a prepper, your cache rules everything around you.

8.) There is a pun somewhere in how petty American bigots are against people living like a refugee.

9.) Be yourself! Unless you can be resisting Donald Trump. Then, y’know, do that and be yourself on your downtime.

10.) Scarier than this being the bad timeline is this being the least-bad one, where things went least wrong, nowhere for help, nowhere but down.

11.) A baby seahorse should be called a minnowtaur, goddamn it.

12.) I like to think that French speakers get really confused the first time they hear Americans call each other “shower bags”.

13.) The medieval military term “warbow” sounds like an obscure ethnic insult but, nope, just a weapon for an archer.

14.) If you can’t learn to fight with a ball and chain, you’re nothing but a flailure.