49 in idea barrages

1.) In the end, explosions and dead bodies are ratings and media of all ideological stripes will always root for more money.

2.) The sun like a fickle lover, burning us and then again coming back tomorrow morning anyway to say “hello”.

3.) TVs used to go to static before the digital hue, now when the signal’s gone its only simple blue, no more angels in the snow for me or you.

4.) Don’t go for the judge with the things in his ears, it’s said he’s hard of hearings.

5.) The Ole Sal’s Open Mic Night was wonderful tonight! Good to see some Utica-type friends now that the weather’s more conducive to the drive!

6.) If you had any doubt The Game Show Host was only sabre-rattling to distract from his corruption, now he’s doin’ it on two fronts.

7.) I want a version of E.T. where Elliott is Elliott Smith.

8.) I think some day we’ll see a 50 foot Josh Groban battle Godzilla as GROBAN.