48 in idea barrages

1.) If you don’t like the same generic ABC sitcom with just the ethnicity changed, don’t worry, there’ll be another in a half hour.

2.) I try to be news-informed but, Christ, Syria is so horrifying that I’m just gonna watch people make candy on youtube for a while…

3.) If you get bitten by a helicopter there is a chance that by the light of the next full moon you will become an airwolf.

4.) Dear Youtube: performative quirk is trash. Quirk is only adorable if it is genuine and cannot be helped.

5.) Got to see The Old Main and Kevin Alexander’s band tonight. My life may be a bad movie but it’s got one hell of a soundtrack.

6.) Did people call the emo blood suckers from Twilight “waaaaahmpires”? I’d’a called ‘em “waaahmpires”.

7.) If ya wanna make A Scene, first ya gotta make a scene.

8.) He’d lost his winter clothes so many times, his mother sewed a note in by the size-tag “Parka Louis Can’t Lose!”

9.) Farmers Only Dot Com: Come Here And Get Plowed