47 in idea barrages

1.) Trouble is just like toilet paper, whether we wanna admit it or not, we all go through it sometimes.

2.) I occasionally call Ollie “Doggie-Doggie Panic” but I fear he is ignorant to the development history of Super Mario Brothers 2.

3.) Your goth super-spy will be known as an International Man of Misery.

4.) If your partner is into video games, maybe try selling your affairs as “side quests”?

5.) It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No! It’s BIRDPLANE!

6.) Success either makes you lazily attempt to repeat that success or gives you license to try way-out stuff. I’d love to see which I would be.

7.) If you have a small axe attached to your military gear, that’s your MOLLE hatchet.

8.) A parody of Greensleeves about Ed Gein would probably be a bit too ghoulish.

9.) Sony, Panasonic, Toshiba… call them what you will, at the end of the day, they’re all just stereo types.

10.) A handyman on shrooms stomping small animals to death could easily be a scene in a horror movie if it wasn’t already Super Mario Brothers.

11.) Ollie has no idea how lucky he is, how many dogs get the Elton John parody “Philadelphia Fleabag” sung to them while on peep-walk?

12.) A parody about search engines lost and dead “The Boulevard of Broken Jeeves”?

13.) Whenever you want to believe that humanity is basically good, go browse deviantart and you will be corrected.

14.) Ol’ Trumpy trying to fake independence from Putin by killing some Syrians. Nothing covers up news like dead bodies, I guess.

15.) Its the end of the world as we know it/the end of the world as we know it/the end of the world as we know it & actually? I’m a little gassy.