42 in idea barrages

1.) If you have to tell someone else who or what they are so that you can reinforce your own fragile worldview? That’s on you, not them.

2.) Few things put me more at war with the divided forces in my nature as when I find myself attracted to a woman who happens to be a cop.

3.) Before social networking, you used to lose touch with people unless you really tried. Now all parts of your life will follow you forever.

4.) If an end comes it’ll come in a way wholly unexpected, as that’s how endings work, no backpack of Powerbars or buried guns will protect you.

5.) Not only is the future female, the present is too and the past always was, some bigots and bastards are just in denial.

6.) Translate a Star Wars film into Irish. Call it “Brogue One”. Win the internet.

7.) If your argument is “I have more money so I’m right” you have no argument.

8.) The Game Show Host knows he’ll be proven to be in Russia’s pocket, he’s just Stalin for time.

9.) A picture of John C Reilly with the caption “April Brule’s Day, Ya Dingus!”

10.) If Three’s Company had debuted today, they would’ve called it Sext-Door Neighbors.