329 in idea barrages

1.) Your rom-com that takes place at a medical marijuana dispensary will be called ROMANCING THE STONED.

2.) When cowboys want a more formal dinner, they call in the Charles Wagon instead.

3.) Getting someone to observe Lent takes a real fast talker.

4.) Your pirate name will be The Dread Begley Junior.

5.) It’s a super-concentrated version of Sleepy Time tea you drink by the shot glass called Depresso.

6.) A burrito cannon is cool. You know what’s REALLY cool? A sub machine-gun.

7.) I always call the Carls Jr Big Mac rip-off the “Big Carl” a “Hot Carl” instead because it sounds like an imaginary sex act.

8.) Your EDM remix of a B52s hit will be called “The Wub Shack”.