321 in idea barrages

1.) Before 10AM, any burrito is a breakfast burrito.

2.) Dan’s dog Rascal has exactly three modes: begging maniacally for food, barking psychotically at imaginary threats and lying sprawled out on the floor. This makes him absolutely a Cecconi, of course.

3.) I like to imagine that the iceberg that hit the Titanic was screaming “GET OUT OF THE WAY!” the whole time.

4.) The bad news is there are no answers. The good news is you haven’t failed at finding them because they just aren’t there.

5.) Fed up with how many books are classified apocrypha by the Catholic church, he threw up his hands and yelled “NO MORE MR. NICEA GUY!”

6.) At what point is it Hamburger Helper and when does it become Hamburger Codependence?

7.) The Michelin Man has never been photographed naked, he is always seen in a tire.

8.) A proctologist, at the moment she realizes she needs to retire: “I’m getting too old for this shit”.