320 in idea barrages

1.) Interestingly, Batman didn’t need anti-shark bat-repellent in that movie, he could’ve distracted them with shis old chum.

2.) I still, to this day, do not know what they meant in Blinded By The Light about making his “anus curly-wurly”.

3.) In the isolation of small places, culture begets tradition begets strict law. Give me the cities where cultures blend compete mutate evolve.

4.) I’m old enough where I no longer try to borrow the new slang but try to bring back the old, which is rad.

5.) A dust devil isn’t the dust at all. It’s just sand trapped in a vortex but all you can see is the not-in-charge sand. That’s how I feel.

6.) The Muppet Beaker rapping a Missy Elliott song would sound like “MEEP MEEP, meep meepmeep meep meepmeep MEEP.”

7.) Your Mongolian surf-rock group will be called The Gritty Titty Yurt Band.

8.) Not enough people would appreciate a parody of “Red Right Hand” about Twister.

9.) Look, I can multitask. I am perfectly capable of lighting a candle AND cursing the darkness at the same time.