318 in idea barrages

1.) Why aren’t they selling bottles of LeVar Bourbon?

2.) I finally realized what to call born-rich Nazis like the fake president. Yachts and Nazis. Yachtzis.

3.) People, you’re missing the point saying that the X-Men/Wolverine film timeline doesn’t make sense. That’s a direct adaptation of the comics.

4.) Going to war against nationalism is the most patriotic thing you can do, for your country and fellow citizens, if not for your “leaders”.

5.) 364 other days of the year, a “Kiss Me I’m Lonely” pin would not be so jovially approached.

6.) Is the fake president’s next ghost-written memoir gonna be called “The Audacity of Grope”?

7.) When you’re dating a clown, doesn’t matter whether you just argued or not, all sex is make-up sex.

8.) I still don’t know why there’s not a Scottish-themed tag-team called Natural Born Kilters.

9.) Can we start calling facebook “the boulevard of broken memes”?

10.) The stars and dogs, eclipsed by smog, deep in old heartless Texas.