0313 in idea barrages

1.) If they admit its heartless for us to go w/out health care they have to admit the same of education, housing, etc & their whole house falls.

2.) If there’s a mark of the Beast if there’s a number on your head driving you to deeds it isn’t thumbprint or UPC code it’s your credit score.

3.) If it bothers you that I’m in LA while you’re in a blizzard, at least I was up all last night on the toilet with the runs!

4.) Morgan Freeman has been doing movies about being an old man having his “last run” in some way longer than you’ve been alive.

5.) You know you’ve been single too long when you see the “plain girl” in the movie and she looks cuter than the hot stuff.

6.) Climate change giving us a couple of light winters made us all believe the good times were gonna last forever. Human minds are like that.

7.) To be fair, nearly everything has a camera in it now. That or a bottle opener. Microwaves with cameras are prob’ly just a Kickstarter away.

8.) Haven’t shaved since I got out here. The few gray hairs on my chin are shining through. I don’t know if that Means Something.