310 in idea barrages

1.) A documentary about Ken Burns? WE HAVE REACHED META-BURNS.

2.) When the elder Baggins briefly shifted into the monster face over The Ring, did that make him a double-sided Bilbo?

3.) Disney would never approve of a horror movie where the killer wears a full-body Goofy costume and it is everyone’s loss.

4.) Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue taught us that if you smoke pot you’ll get to go on a magical adventure with Michelangelo & ALF.

5.) If I ever need a pen name for poems I don’t want attached to my full legal, I think I’ll go with “Tony Stanza”.

6.) Your Scientology themed cereal will be called “OaTies” and will use the slogan “You’re in the Clear with OaTies!”

7.) I have had who “Ed Sheeran” is explained to me like 15 times and I always forget by the next day.

8.) We don’t hate Tebow JUST because he’s a disgusting Bible-thumping con-man, @Mets, its that he gets away with being terrible BECAUSE of that.

9.) One thing I haven’t tried is the pick-up line “Why ain’t we a thing?”

10.) My masterwork would be fitting the narrative of the lyrics to “Hey Jude” onto the structure of “Hey Dude” but few would get the joke.

11.) Having to build yourself clothes out of Lego in the aftermath of an unfortunate hook-up is The Block Of Shame.

12.) Your superhero powered by cologne will be called Brut Force.

13.) When The Pillsbury Doughboy first met his wife Poppie, he was heard to mutter under his breath “Them titties dough.”

14.) PASTA, PUSSYCAT, TWIRL TWIRL

15.) I’d have to listen to repellent Billy Joel to finish the parody seed: “And so he traded in his Cringor for a BattleCAT-CAT-CAT-CAT-CAT-CAT!”

16.) I would’ve preferred that instead of Prince Adam, He-Man’s secret identity had been Herman Mann.

17.) We’ve reached the point where Grand Funk Railroad is legally required to change their name to Great-Grand Funk Railroad.

18.) If one eyebrow straight across your face is a unibrow, is a sports bra a unibra?

19.) I say WORF! whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-ooa WHAT IS HE GOOD FOR? MURDERING SOME MONSTERS, say it again now…