catch up barrage in idea barrages

1.) If you know any women who could be described as “Bjork but six foot one” please forward them my contact information.

2.) Step one: create a perfume that smells like bread called “eau de pain”. Step two: buy the rights to LOST IN SPACE. Step three: millions.

3.) Any technology, to an insufficiently educated population, is indistinguishable from magic.

4.) A who’s-on-first routine where two cockney stereotypes sit at an Olive Garden and discuss ordering a “Bloomin’ Onion”.

5.) I just realized Garfield’s owner & his roommate were Arbuckle & Lyman. Or better, Lyman & Arbuckle, like “There Goes Rhymin Lyman”.

6.) Are the American wizarding schools more like our colleges with dorms and stuff? Freshman year do you get a broommate?

7.) An arcade game where you have to dance to bizarre biblical prophecies called DANCE DANCE REVELATION.

8.) Kevin Bacon should have a cooking show called “350 Degrees of Kevin Bacon”.