35 in idea barrages

1.) A powerful ally difference is/life creates it makes it grow/difference surrounds us binds us/liminal beings are we, not these false binaries

2.) I await the tweet where the fake president spells “American” as “A merkin”. Or vice-versa, I guess, that’s possible.

3.) One of the advantages of being gluten-free, she said, was how rarely one comes down with challahtosis.

4.) My concern is that the next Alvin and the Chipmunks film will be subtitled “Chiptown Munk”.

5.) Stupid enough to think they’re smart versus smart enough to know we’re stupid, the great American war rages on.

6.) Self evaluation, selfie valuation, self evaluation, selfie valuation, self evaluation, selfie valuation, self evaluation, selfie valuation.

7.) Your website about boils of the famous “Abscess Hollywood” will have a small but devoted following. Probably a fetish thing.

8.) Whenever possible, pretend to confuse “Snopes” with “Scope” to mess with people.