feb capstone in idea barrages

1.) Your comedy about a vampire gambler will be called HIGH STAKES.

2.) Maybe I am driftwood, trying to take the shape of me. Maybe I do drift good but I’m trying to find a place to be.

3.) Weirdly, the Oscars reminded us we can take back the outrageous mistakes, silly ones like movie awards, big ones too.

4.) Remember: they tried to privatize all schools in the South after desegregation to avoid it. This is history repeating.

5.) “Entitlement programs”? Those are our safety net against starvation and sickness and the collapse of our society.

6.) Watching “Two Broke Girls”, the only explanation is the writer’s parents were murdered by comedy after a screening of Zorro.

7.) Not only did they ruin our chance of progressing to single-payer, they also ruined “Death Panel” which would’a been a great metal band name.

8.) Am I the only person who looks in the mirror in the bathroom and starts singing “GOOD OL MUFFINTOP! MUFFINTOP TENNESSEE”?